Commentiquette
I don't like being nasty, but there is a certain air of civility that shall be enforced here on AnxAw. Let's call it Commentiquette. I only have a couple of rules, some enforced more strictly than others. I try to be fair, and I will never nuke a comment unless I honestly believe that it deserves it. Onward.
- Stay ON TOPIC. Yes, in all caps. This is not myspace. This is not a personal message board for you to leave me letters or notes on. That's what e-mail is for. Go to the contact page for my info. Blatantly off topic comments will be nuked with extreme predjudice, but tangent threads asserted from the original conversation will be kept intact. See? I'm fair.
- Observe the rules of netiquette. There are a couple of exceptions to this, and all of them involve satire and/or the making of fun of the "script kiddy l33t haxxor" internet subculture. Rox rox on.
- Use TinyURL. Very long URL's will break the layout and make my beautiful site otherwise ugly. TinyURL is a service that will take care of the problem for you. Type in the URL you wish to link to, and it will give you a small link that will redirect to the long one. Isn't technology fun?
- No lewd, offensive, discriminitory, or obscene comments. Not only will your comment be nuked, but your IP shall be banned as well. No exceptions.
- No spam. Due to the amount of spam comments that I was getting I implemented a little challenge for my dear readers to prove themselves to me as human beings. Below the URL box on any post there is a little math problem. Answer the problem correctly and you get to comment. Miss the problem or don't answer and you shall be thrashed by my witty error pages.
You are expected to be well versed in the ways of Home*Runner and Brian Regan, else you won't get any of my jokes, nor will you understand any of my friend's jokes. That's the majority of the legalese for my blog. So, why are you staring? Go comment on something now that you know how to not get banned.